31 December 2012

I can spell "Respect"

Those of us now thinking of Aretha Franklin still have a healthy respect for writers as intelligent, well-educated individuals who dedicate their lives to crafting words to entertain or make us think. Those who haven’t got a clue who I’m talking about also don’t realise that a basic command of spelling & grammar should be prerequisite for ham-fistedly hitting the keyboard to churn out another short message informing friends, acquaintances, & people you’re never likely to meet, what you had for lunch & how well you can mangle such a simple message into some form of incomprehensibility. At the least, we can be thankful that the diminishing average attention span associated with the decline of communication skills means that few of those afflicted made it far enough through the previous sentence to be offended.

If there is less respect for the profession of writing, & a growing misunderstanding that anyone can produce readable material (& that people are actually interested in same), then we are doomed to culturally decline to that level of literature where the intonation of teenage grunting noises & the puzzle of SMS-speak become the height of linguistic acrobatics demonstrated in a new form of poetry.

Don’t get me wrong - as someone who doesn’t think it’s clever to quote the classics any more than it is to quote modern cultural equivalents such as cinema, I’m all for the intelligence of the individual to shine through their own articulations, as opposed parodying others’.

However, I do feel that many people communicate their ideas much better than I can; I appreciate their outpourings, & I have nothing but respect for them.

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